50 Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

  1. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
  2. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
  3. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife and electric skillet for her birthday.
  4. And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
  5. As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
  6. Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  7. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  8. Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.
  9. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight.
  10. Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
  11. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
  12. I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth. Happy birthday!
  13. It is lovely, when I forgot all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
  14. Its not a prank believe me that box only has a birthday cake. Happy birthday.
  15. Just imagine the things you'd want to hear on your cake day and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  16. Let us respect gray hair, especially our own.
  17. Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen.
  18. Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever.
  19. May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  20. May you live to be old and toothless.
  21. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!!
  22. My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
  23. No wise man ever wished to be younger.
  24. Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
  25. On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth!
  26. One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
  27. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wings of time.
  28. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  29. So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your anniversary desire be a bigger cake.
  30. So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
  31. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
  32. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
  33. The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
  34. The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you"re getting older. Happy Birthday!
  35. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
  36. The way I see it, you should live everyday like it’s your birthday.
  37. There is still no cure for the common birthday.
  38. To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.
  39. To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
  40. Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
  41. We are always the same age inside.
  42. We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
  43. We know that wisdom comes with age.You see,you don't have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  44. When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  45. When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  46. When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
  47. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
  48. You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out'.
  49. Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
  50. Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
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30 Birthday Wishes For Mom

  1. Birthdays come and go, but moms are forever. Mom, you’re there whenever I call, and I love you with all of my heart. I wouldn’t be the woman I am today if it weren’t for you. Thank you, and happy birthday!
  2. Every skyscraper is built on a strong foundation of pillars. And the life of each and every one in our family is built on a pillar of support called Mom. Dearest mother, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
  3. Happy Birthday to my mother kind. You’ve touched my heart you’ve been so sublime. I love you mom this you should know. Thank you for spending your life helping me grow.
  4. Happy Birthday to the woman you gave me life. I owe you so much its hard to describe. So just know that I love you and I'll never forget or let go, of all that you’ve done for me I hope you know.
  5. I am very fortunate to have you as my Mom. Wishing you a life loaded with love, warmth and happiness. Accept my best wishes on your birthday darling mom.
  6. I celebrate this special day for a special someone who is the source of inspiration and guiding light for the entire family. Happy birthday dear mom!
  7. I know you have everything in the world so if there is one thing I want to wish for you, it would be good health and more years to spend with your children and grandchildren. Happy Birthday Mom!
  8. I remember every single moment of my childhood, because you made it something special, something unique. Thank you Mom for all the loving memories we shared together. Happy Birthday!
  9. It is difficult to make a greeting and birthday wish for someone so kind, humble, gentle, generous and loving. Mom, you are the best in the whole world. Happy Birthday!
  10. Mom, it’s your birthday, and I wanted to tell you how proud I am of you and how much I love you. You’re the hardest working woman I know, and you’re also so loving and caring to your family. I can’t wait to celebrate many more of your birthdays with you. Happy Birthday!
  11. Mom, nothing I say will ever be enough for you. You are one person in this world whom I can completely trust and I know you will never let me down. I love you mom. Happy Birthday.
  12. Mom, you are my friend, my rock and my parent. You are a shoulder to cry on when I need it, the best person a person could ask for to laugh with, and you are always there when I need you. I love you, and I’m so proud of you. Happy birthday!
  13. My life would not be complete without you by my side. You have been with me through all the good and the bad times. I wouldn’t miss your birthday for anything. Happy Birthday Mother!
  14. No heart is as pure as a mother’s heart. No love is as unconditional as a mother’s love. These are just two of the reasons why we should always cherish our mothers. Happy Birthday Mother!
  15. No woman is as perfect as you. You may have your flaws but for your children, you will always be perfect. Happy Birthday Mother!
  16. On your birthday, I wish you a peaceful and lovely life ahead. May you always be healthy and happy. I wish you a wonderful year and a very happy birthday. Love you Mom.
  17. People often say that mothers are the best teachers in the world. Over the years, I have come to know that it couldn't be truer. Thanks for being the best mother and teacher in the whole world. Happy Birthday my dearest mommy!
  18. Thank you for being strong enough to say no when you know it won’t be good for me at all. Thanks for being soft enough to always say yes whenever you realize it is for my own good. I love you Mom!
  19. To someone who has taught me the value of living and of being happy no matter what our status in life is, Happy Birthday Mom!
  20. To the best mom a college girl could ask for: You're the strong and beautiful woman who I look up to and emulate every day. You have been there to talk to me in my darkest times, and you have laughed with me at my best times. You cheer me on and give me advice, and I can’t thank you enough for making me into the woman I’m becoming. Happy birthday to the best mom!
  21. You are my teacher, my strength, and my support. You made me believe in me. I wish you a very Happy Birthday. May God bless you with his care and love. I love you Mom.
  22. You are not just a mother to me, but you are the best girl friend I have ever had. Daddy is really lucky to find someone like you, 'coz God doesn't make angels like you anymore. Happy Birthday, Mommy!
  23. You are the best friend I ever had. You mean more than just mother to me, you are my ultimate teacher and the sweetest person I know. I wish you a very happy Birthday.
  24. You are the most wonderful person in my life. No woman can ever take your place in my heart because you are my one and only Mom. Happy Birthday!
  25. You may look frail and weak but they never know that you are the strongest person I know especially when it comes to protecting your children and your family. I hope you have a grand time during your birthday.
  26. You never fail to surprise me. And just when I thought I was no longer vulnerable to your loving touch, you always manage to show me that no matter how big or how old I become, I will always need a mother like you. Happy Birthday!
  27. You taught me poise and grace and passion. You haven't let those go, in fact you’ve surpassed them. Happy Birthday!
  28. You've taught me so much, you've helped me grow. I'm happy to wish you these birthday wishes. You know I love you right mom? I do. I love you mom. Happy birthday to you.
  29. When it comes to Mothers
    There are lots of them about
    But you're the very very best
    Of that, there is no doubt
    Happy Birthday Mom.
  30. If I have forgotten, I'm thanking you now
    You taught me right from wrong...
    I hope you know how much you're loved and appreciated
    I hope you, instinctively, knew all along.
    Happy Birthday Mom!
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40 Compliments For Guys

  1. Any lady would be lucky to have you.
  2. Honestly, you are way hotter than Brad Pitt.
  3. I always feel safe with you.
  4. I can't help but smile around you.
  5. I couldn't be any more comfortable around you.
  6. I have never met a man like you. You're genuinely different from the rest and I'm loving it!
  7. I love how easy it is to have a conversation with you.
  8. I love how you listen and respect me.
  9. I love spending time with you.
  10. I love the way you look at me
  11. I love your (color) eyes. I just get lost in them.
  12. I really admire the way you handled that.
  13. I really respect you.
  14. Is that a new shirt? The color looks fab on you.
  15. Is there anything you CAN’T do?
  16. It's so nice to see a man who can cook.
  17. Judging by the way you’re so sweet and playful with kids, you’re going to make a great dad one day.
  18. My family love spending time with you.
  19. This meal you cooked is delicious!
  20. Wow - you really have been working out.
  21. You always give the best advice.
  22. You always know exactly what to say.
  23. You always know the right things to say to me.
  24. You always making me smile!
  25. You are so good at your job.
  26. You are so handsome.
  27. You are so handy!
  28. You make me feel appreciated.
  29. You make me feel beautiful.
  30. You make the best mojitos in the world.
  31. You really know how to treat a woman.
  32. You really turn me on.
  33. You smell magnificent.
  34. You're the strongest man I've ever met.
  35. Your voice is so deep, masculine, and comforting.
  36. You're an amazing friend.
  37. You're fearless!
  38. You're good-looking.
  39. You're hilarious!
  40. You're the funniest man I’ve ever met.
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40 Compliments For Girls

  1. Don't get me wrong but you are so hot that I'm actually breaking in to a sweat.
  2. Good god, you’re flexible.
  3. How do you always manage to look so beautiful?
  4. I admire your energy.
  5. I admire your fortitude.
  6. I admire your perseverance.
  7. I can talk to you all night long.
  8. I can't eat my food because I just can't take my eyes of you. You look beautiful today.
  9. I don't care if the stars don't shine tonight because I know that your beautiful eyes will light up my night.
  10. I got these roses for you but I guess I'm going to have to take them back. They are not even half as beautiful as you are.
  11. I like the way your mind works.
  12. I like you just the way you are.
  13. I love spending time with you.
  14. I love that you understand quantum physics and smell good.
  15. I love your smile.
  16. I think that the food here tastes better just because you're with me. You look gorgeous today.
  17. Only you could make that boring grey t-shirt look sizzling hot. You're a diva!
  18. Someone looks pretty today.
  19. Thanks for a lovely date. It was a pleasure spending time with someone as attractive and intelligent as you are.
  20. Time becomes non-existent when I'm with you.
  21. Watching you sit there, batting your eyelids is giving me goose bumps all over. Your eyes are a gateway to heaven.
  22. When I’m not with you, I want to tear my face off my skull.
  23. When I'm with you, it really doesn't matter where I'm going. With you, it's always a good time.
  24. Wow, I don't know what to say... Wow, I mean... wow. You look.... Wow!
  25. You always make me turn my head when you walk by.
  26. You are a very smart girl.
  27. You are just so charming.
  28. You are so thoughtful in dealing with others.
  29. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
  30. You have an amazing sense of humor.
  31. You have really pretty eyes.
  32. You look amazing tonight.
  33. You look beautiful today.
  34. You look exciting.
  35. You make me feel special.
  36. You make that dress look sexy. I love you.
  37. You smell nice.
  38. You’re gifted with the ability to dance
  39. Your cooking reminds me so much of my home.
  40. Your smile is the one reason I fell for you.
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25 Birthday Wishes For Son

  1. From good morning to good night, you are the only reason our lives are light and bright. Here's a birthday wish with a gift and hug so tight.
  2. I always thought that I would be a role model for my own son. But little did I think that my successful son would be a role model for me. Happy birthday sonny.
  3. I cannot find the exact words to tell you that we are so proud of what you have become through the years! Happy greetings to you on your birthday, my darling son!
  4. I may have taught you to become a good student, a good citizen, a good sportsperson, a good mate and a good boyfriend. But you my son, have taught me to become an amazing father. Happy birthday.
  5. In the world over, only very few parents are privileged to be blessed with gifted son like you. We are proud of you, son. Best wishes on your birthday!
  6. It is great to have a son who you can love. But it is the best feeling in the world when your son loves you back endlessly. Happy birthday to one such son.
  7. Loving sons like you are the reason why mothers like me feel calm, confident and assured. Thanks for being there son. Happy birthday.
  8. Only a few parents are privileged to be blessed with a gifted son like you. Happy birthday to the best son in the whole wide world!
  9. People call me an awesome mother, but I think that they don’t seem to understand that I am a good mum because I have an awesome son like you. Happy birthday.
  10. Son, you are a shining example of everything that’s right in this world. May your future be as bright, starting with your special day. Happy birthday!
  11. Son, you’re our greatest blessing. May your birthday and all your tomorrows be blessed with everything good in life!
  12. The jigsaw puzzle of my life is held together by glue which is your mom and is completed by the most important piece which is you. Happy birthday my boy.
  13. Time flies so fast you have become a lot bigger and a lot stronger. But no matter how big or strong you become, you will always be my baby. But since it’s your birthday, I will try not to be too showy with my affection. Happy Birthday!
  14. To my son who is radiant, reliable, radical, rational, reasonable, realistic, reflective and resilient - Happy birthday.
  15. We are old school so we will hug you on your birthday instead of pressing the like button on your Facebook and we will sing you Happy Birthday instead of retweeting your birthday tweets on Twitter. Happy birthday dear son.
  16. We knew that our message would be lost among the heaps of birthday wishes you would get on Facebook. So here’s a plain, old, reliable handmade card from your plain, old, reliable parents. Happy birthday.
  17. We've always been proud of you. Now more than ever, our hearts are bursting with pride, because you've grown into a remarkable person — so full of love, caring and joy. Happy birthday, dear, dear boy!
  18. When we think of you, we can't help but feel immense pride, joy and, most of all, love. Happy birthday, dear boy!
  19. Wisdom is not a gift we can give you, son. It’s something you must earn - and you've become so wise over the years. Happy birthday, our wise, kind man!
  20. With a son like you, every day of our lives seems fresh and new. Happy birthday to the sunshine in our lives.
  21. With your birthday, we celebrate the anniversary of the day when the most amazing miracle happened in our lives – you. Happy birthday our dear son.
  22. Words are simply not enough to express how amazing I feel to have you as my son. I love you. You make my life complete. Happy birthday, son!
  23. Your birthday is a ray of hope that you will grow up some day. Cheers sonny.
  24. Since you are born,
    There has not been a single day,
    When I haven’t smiled,
    You are the reason for that smile,
    Happy birthday son,
    Have all the fun!
  25. You have given us endless happiness in life,
    We are so proud that you are our son,
    For us, you will always remain number one,
    Happy birthday our loving son!
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